I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized. Use this quote
The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for me, I find that really hard. I'd rather hide behind accents and funny walks. Use this quote
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Use this quote
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Use this quote
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius. Use this quote
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. Use this quote
Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid. Use this quote
The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A. Use this quote
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. Use this quote
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Use this quote
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Use this quote
It's funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said 'Sparkle,' I thought, 'For real? It's really called 'Sparkle?'' I was wondering, too, how does 'Jordin Sparks as Sparkle' sound? Use this quote
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. Use this quote
You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. Use this quote
What's another word for Thesaurus? Use this quote
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Use this quote
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Use this quote
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. Use this quote
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Use this quote
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. Use this quote