Jay London (born September 12, 1966) is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Use this quote
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Use this quote
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Use this quote
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. Use this quote
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Use this quote
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? Use this quote
