The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. Use this quote
In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. Use this quote
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. Use this quote
I'm really funny now. Use this quote
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Use this quote
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. Use this quote
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. Use this quote
It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. Use this quote
I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. Use this quote
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. Use this quote
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. Use this quote
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Use this quote
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Use this quote
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. Use this quote
I never said most of the things I said. Use this quote
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. Use this quote
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. Use this quote
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. Use this quote
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement. Use this quote
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit. Use this quote