Famous Will Rogers Quotes

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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