Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are. Use this quote
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Use this quote
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. Use this quote
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Use this quote
You see much more of your children once they leave home. Use this quote
The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! Use this quote
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Use this quote
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Use this quote
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. Use this quote
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Use this quote
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Use this quote
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. Use this quote
It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments. Use this quote
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. Use this quote
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. Use this quote
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. Use this quote
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side. Use this quote
It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! Use this quote
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. Use this quote
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. Use this quote