Funny is funny is funny. Use this quote
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Use this quote
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Use this quote
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Use this quote
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny. Use this quote
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Use this quote
Hollywood's just not funny. Use this quote
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Use this quote
If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. Use this quote
The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for me, I find that really hard. I'd rather hide behind accents and funny walks. Use this quote
I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important. Use this quote
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. Use this quote
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Use this quote
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Use this quote
It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?' Use this quote
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Use this quote
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. Use this quote
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Use this quote
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over. Use this quote
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. Use this quote