Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7, 1942) is an American author, storyteller, humorist, and radio personality.
I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy. Use this quote
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Use this quote
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. Use this quote
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Use this quote
Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then. Use this quote
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. Use this quote
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. Use this quote
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. Use this quote
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Use this quote
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. Use this quote
