Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer, and director.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. Use this quote
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? Use this quote
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Use this quote
I love being famous. It's almost like being white. Use this quote
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Use this quote
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Use this quote
Hollywood's just not funny. Use this quote
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Use this quote
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. Use this quote
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Use this quote
