I found out that colonels can stay until they drop dead or get a walker and being a critical medical specialty as an Army trained emergency room doctor, I could stay until age 67. Use this quote
Civilization is a failure. We need to think what we can do together in love and peace. Use this quote
The answer was that in Burundi, having a clean bill of health has taken on a very particular meaning: unless and until you have paid for your hospital treatment, you simply can't leave, you are in effect a captive. Use this quote
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. Use this quote
Music is not math. It's science. You keep mixing the stuff up until it blows up on you, or it becomes this incredible potion. Use this quote
Until the great mass of the people shall be filled with the sense of responsibility for each other's welfare, social justice can never be attained. Use this quote
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. Use this quote
I'm death obsessed. You know, I have death all over my house. I have a stuffed two headed sheep! Use this quote
In recent years personal injury attorneys and trial lawyers have attacked the food industry with numerous lawsuits alleging that these businesses should pay monetary damages to those who, of their own accord, consume too much of a legal, safe product. Use this quote
A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me. Use this quote
If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. Use this quote
I was living on the wrong side of the tracks in Evanston, Illinois, in a home for boys. We had these Jackson 5 records. I really related to their voices - they were about my age, but they were doing it. Use this quote
Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary. Use this quote
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money. Use this quote
There is much to dislike about President Obama's approach to the financial crisis. But opposition, it seems, will have to come from somewhere other than conservatism. The party out of power is also a party out of touch. Use this quote
It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! Use this quote
I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. Use this quote
The Amateur Marriage grew out of the reflection that of all the opportunities to show differences in character, surely an unhappy marriage must be the richest. Use this quote
I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule. Use this quote
Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree. Use this quote
