James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer, producer and television host.
Politics is just show business for ugly people. Use this quote
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Use this quote
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. Use this quote
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. Use this quote
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Use this quote
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue. Use this quote
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. Use this quote
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Use this quote
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Use this quote
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. Use this quote
