I think I'm going to have to live vicariously through my daughter's rebellion because I certainly never did go through adolescence. Use this quote
The people who did the collateralized mortgage obligations, sold them to pension funds, then sold them short, then bought credit default swap insurance on them, are just amazing. They are a law unto themselves. Use this quote
And now, this is the sweetest and most glorious day that ever my eyes did see. Use this quote
The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high. Use this quote
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. Use this quote
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. Use this quote
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. Use this quote
To the mind, God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by creating this world that mind cannot trace how He did it. That is why the mind always freaks out about God. Use this quote
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Use this quote
That is what I did with Jack, and that's why he liked to do the readings with me because he knew I was there for him, and for our ability to blend the poetry and the music. Use this quote
Who elected Larry King America's grief counselor? We, the viewing public, did, by driving up his ratings whenever somebody famous passes. Use this quote
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible. Use this quote
I have made it a rule of my life to trust a man long after other people gave him up, but I don't see how I can ever trust any human being again. Use this quote
I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948. Use this quote
Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. Use this quote
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction of needs which have been dammed up to a high degree. Use this quote
Steve Irwin did wonderful conservation work but I was uncomfortable about some of his stunts. Even if animals aren't aware that you are not treating them with respect, the viewers are. Use this quote
I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. Use this quote
In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show. Use this quote
Thank God we're not like America. Everyone wants to look like they're 20. In Europe we admire grown-up women; I think men revere older women. Use this quote