I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. Use this quote
Give fools their gold, and knaves their power; let fortune's bubbles rise and fall; who sows a field, or trains a flower, or plants a tree, is more than all. Use this quote
I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men... in receiving from the people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor. Use this quote
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. Use this quote
Funny is funny is funny. Use this quote
But it wasn't until I graduated from Texas A & M University and joined the United States Air Force, flying C-130's all around the globe, that I truly appreciated the blessings of freedom. Use this quote
I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything. Use this quote
My dad also plays a little banjo and guitar, my mom plays the mandolin. Use this quote
I hope I don't just sit around moping for two years. Use this quote
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature. Use this quote
I was born in the Bronx, and then my father moved us to the country at an early age. Use this quote
The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks. Use this quote
Being around some of the bright lights of the technology world and having them expect great things helps you sit down and do it seriously. Use this quote
My name became known because I was, one might say accidentally the target of state repression and because so many people throughout the country and other parts of the world organized around the demand for my freedom. Use this quote
Nothing can atone for the lack of modesty; without which beauty is ungraceful and wit detestable. Use this quote
My mom sang in high school choir and so did my father. Use this quote
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science. Use this quote
If children are not introduced to music at an early age, I believe something fundamental is actually being taken from them. Use this quote
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know. Use this quote
I think the biggest thing is clean as you go. Wash all your knives, cutting boards, dishes, when you are done cooking, not look at a sink full of dishes after you are done. Cleaning as you go helps keep away cross contamination and you avoid having food borne bacteria. Use this quote