Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Use this quote
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Use this quote
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Use this quote
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Use this quote
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. Use this quote
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Use this quote
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Use this quote
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. Use this quote
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Use this quote
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Use this quote
