William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. Use this quote
I like children - fried. Use this quote
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil. Use this quote
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Use this quote
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. Use this quote
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. Use this quote
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. Use this quote
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. Use this quote
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. Use this quote
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. Use this quote
