I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. Use this quote
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. Use this quote
If I could ever be on a Missy Elliott record, I could then die. Missy Elliott, Mary J. Blige - I love hearing them interviewed, I love the way they talk about their art. They're very self-assured, they're funny, they're inviting. I love it. Use this quote
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. Use this quote
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. Use this quote
It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now. Use this quote
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. Use this quote
I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse. Use this quote
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn. Use this quote
Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too. Use this quote
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Use this quote
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. Use this quote
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. Use this quote
I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that. Use this quote
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Use this quote
I never said most of the things I said. Use this quote
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. Use this quote
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. Use this quote
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Use this quote
They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV. Use this quote