Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. Use this quote
I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it. Use this quote
Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. Use this quote
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. Use this quote
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Use this quote
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person. Use this quote
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Use this quote
I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange. Use this quote
It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going. Use this quote
I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule. Use this quote
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics. Use this quote
You're talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I've never really been a dater. Use this quote
After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners. Use this quote
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. Use this quote
Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again. Use this quote
I have no wisdom to share on dating. Use this quote
Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend. Use this quote
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. Use this quote
I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus. Use this quote
I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend. Use this quote