You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Use this quote
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. Use this quote
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. Use this quote
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. Use this quote
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos. Use this quote
I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children. Use this quote
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. Use this quote
Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. Use this quote
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. Use this quote
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. Use this quote
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. Use this quote
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. Use this quote
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. Use this quote
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. Use this quote
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. Use this quote
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Use this quote
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Use this quote
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children. Use this quote
Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents. Use this quote