Thomas Andrew "Tom" Lehrer (born April 9, 1928) is an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. Use this quote
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun. Use this quote
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Use this quote
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. Use this quote
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. Use this quote
