I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release. Use this quote
It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water and the water opening up for you. Use this quote
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. Use this quote
Even when I'm old and grey, I won't be able to play it, but I'll still love the game. Use this quote
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. Use this quote
One of the dreams of Zionism was to be a bridge. Instead, we are creating exclusion between the East and the West instead of creating bridges; we are contributing to the conflict between East and West by our stupid desire to have more. Use this quote
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Use this quote
I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people. Use this quote
Fun is good. Use this quote
We are all sentenced to solitary confinement inside our own skins, for life. Use this quote
There's kind of a cool feel that happens every now and then. I guess that feel is the thing that makes the score its own score. But, I don't know exactly what that is. So, it's hard for me to answer that question. Use this quote
Ice skating is very difficult. It takes a lot of discipline and a lot of hard work. It's fun, but you are there on the ice every morning freezing and trying to do these moves and these tricks. Use this quote
When I travel, I draw and paint sketches which is great fun. And as long as you are fully aware that it has nothing to do with actual art, I think that's all right. Use this quote
My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors. Use this quote
Age steals away all things, even the mind. Use this quote
I think there's a vague sense out there that movies are becoming more and more unreal. I know I've felt it. Use this quote
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny. Use this quote
They wanted me to play more sports because they were acutely sensitive to their children being one hundred percent American, and they believed that all Americans played sports and loved sports. Use this quote
I launched Chefs for Humanity, a national nonprofit, with my voice, heart and money from my own pocket. Money gives you the ability to make a difference in the world and, when used in a positive way, is a lot of fun. Use this quote
I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again! Use this quote