Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. Use this quote
My faith doesn't go over real well in Hollywood. Use this quote
My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. Use this quote
I believed in studying just because I knew education was a privilege. It was the discipline of study, to get into the habit of doing something that you don't want to do. Use this quote
In nature, light creates the color. In the picture, color creates the light. Use this quote
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. Use this quote
A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. Use this quote
The Constitution, as originally drawn, made no reference to the fact that all Americans wre considered equal members of society. Use this quote
In emerging democracies like Russia, in authoritarian states like Iran or even Yugoslavia, journalists play a vital role in civil society. In fact, they form the very basis of those new democracies and civil societies. Use this quote
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. Use this quote
The fact that religion plays such a part in how people vote troubles me, troubles me as a minister's daughter. Because I always felt that the separation of church and state was what our forefathers and foremothers really fought for. Use this quote
I appreciate and enjoy my age. Use this quote
Most people are really stunned to find out that the technology has been around for more than 100 years, and that the diesel engine was in fact invented to run on vegetable oil. Use this quote
The amazing fact is that America is founded on a document. It's a work in progress. It can be tested by each generation. Use this quote
Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature. Use this quote
The fact that something is in a rhymed form or in blank verse will not make it good poetry. Use this quote
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Use this quote
I deliberately did not read anything about the Vietnam War because I felt the politics of the war eclipsed what happened to the veterans. The politics were irrelevant to what this memorial was. Use this quote
Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires. Use this quote
Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul? Use this quote