A good listener is usually thinking about something else. Use this quote
Being on Oprah? You realize that there are a couple of types of audience members. There are like the cult people in the audience who are just crying before she gets on. And then there are the people who are playing it cool. I definitely was somewhere in the middle. Use this quote
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. Use this quote
True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else. Use this quote
I am opposed to anybody making a decision for you or me or anybody else about what health care plan we should have. Use this quote
I am often asked if, when I was secretary, I had problems with foreign men. That is not who I had problems with, because I arrived in a very large plane that said United States of America. I had more problems with the men in our own government. Use this quote
I didn't read so much Japanese literature. Because my father was a teacher of Japanese literature, I just wanted to do something else. Use this quote
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. Use this quote
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other. Use this quote
I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. I am more compelled to get back to work than if I had a success. Use this quote
I keep thinking I should get a phone, because everyone's got one and it becomes increasingly difficult to exist in a society where everyone else has moved ahead and you haven't. Use this quote
You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people because they're fun. It just happens. Use this quote
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. Use this quote
Music is nothing else but wild sounds civilized into time and tune. Use this quote
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Use this quote
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. Use this quote
What each must seek in his life never was on land or sea. It is something out of his own unique potentiality for experience, something that never has been and never could have been experienced by anyone else. Use this quote
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Use this quote
Sure we're in limos. We're stars. How else is a star supposed to travel? Use this quote
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. Use this quote