Famous Spike Milligan Quotes


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Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan

Terence Alan Patrick Seán "Spike" Milligan KBE (16 April 191827 February 2002) was a comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier and actor of English and Irish parentage.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
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