Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Use this quote
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. Use this quote
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. Use this quote
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Use this quote
