Paul Edward Lynde (June 13, 1926–January 10, 1982) was an American comedian and actor.
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. Use this quote
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. Use this quote
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. Use this quote
I was obsessed with being rich and famous. Use this quote
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. Use this quote
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! Use this quote
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. Use this quote
I wish I had the nerve not to tip. Use this quote
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Use this quote
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. Use this quote
