Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Use this quote
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Use this quote
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Use this quote
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. Use this quote
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? Use this quote
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Use this quote
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. Use this quote
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination. Use this quote
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Use this quote
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Use this quote
