Kinky Friedman Quotes - Famously Quoted

Kinky Friedman

Richard Samet "Kinky" Friedman (born November 1, 1944) is an American Texas Country singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular Will Rogers and Mark Twain.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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