Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw (21 April 181814 October 1885).
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. Use this quote
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. Use this quote
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. Use this quote
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. Use this quote
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. Use this quote
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. Use this quote
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. Use this quote
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. Use this quote
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. Use this quote
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety. Use this quote
