Joseph Heller (May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999) was an American satirical novelist, short story writer, and playwright.
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. Use this quote
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. Use this quote
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. Use this quote
