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Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television/film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
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I love being a dad. I just love it.
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Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
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