George Burns (January 20, 1896March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. Use this quote
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Use this quote
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. Use this quote
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. Use this quote
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. Use this quote
At my age flowers scare me. Use this quote
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. Use this quote
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. Use this quote
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. Use this quote
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. Use this quote
