Famous Doug Larson Quotes

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
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