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Dave Attell

Dave Attell

Dave Attell (born January 18, 1965) is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell.

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.
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I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.
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I never wanted to be famous.
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I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
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I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
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