William E. ("Bill") Vaughan (October 8, 1915 – February 25, 1977) was an American columnist and author.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Use this quote
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. Use this quote
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. Use this quote
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Use this quote
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Use this quote
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Use this quote
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Use this quote
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Use this quote
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. Use this quote
