William "Bill" Maher, Jr. (born January 20, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, satirist, author, and actor.
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' Use this quote
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window. Use this quote
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. Use this quote
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? Use this quote
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. Use this quote
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. Use this quote
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. Use this quote
