Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney (January 14, 1919 – November 4, 2011) was an American radio and television writer.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Use this quote
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. Use this quote
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Use this quote
Death is a distant rumor to the young. Use this quote
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Use this quote
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread. Use this quote
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? Use this quote
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you. Use this quote
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Use this quote
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. Use this quote
