Famous Alexei Sayle Quotes

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.
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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
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I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
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If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
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I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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