Alan King (December 26, 1927 – May 9, 2004) was an American actor and comedian known for his biting wit and often angry humorous rants.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Use this quote
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Use this quote
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Use this quote
